a waffle!

The biggest mistake I ever made was not telling Nick Hobbs that I thought we should get married.
Okay, perhaps a overstatement, but still. Nick and I have never fought. Nick is my male best friend, we laugh, he is a decent person, and smart. And in PA.

Oh well.

Bright pink toenails. I hate this time of year, idiots with firecrackers. What drunk hobo came up with this idea?

I never realized how much shit I put on my body on a daily basis as part of a routine. I am now beginning to wonder if it is necessary. Perhaps just a clever marketing strategy to get me to buy all my hair products in two's because the only place I can find it is folica.com and high end hair salons. I do recommend anything TiGi, especially S Factor. It's what I use, everything smells great and does wonders to hair.

Right now I miss Nick (The Flowered variety). I was kinda psyched to have a girly night, but it's hard to be girly listening to death metal (amor amon, Swedish, brutal, awesome. Seriously. Makes me think the Vikings were just as badass. And huge) and talking to Nick Hobbs about philosophy. So much thinking goes into construction an intelligent, well thought out answer. Mostly we debate on societal norms, are things wrong because they are morally wrong, or because society tells us they are wrong? It's fun, but draining.
I think I'd like to listen to some Mastodon instead. Mmm.

Waxed eyebrows. Ouch.

I know I am mean. But as humans, we are mean by nature. I was born to be this sarcastic, cutting you to pieces just happens to be my gift. I'm not going to apologize for it.

---embee---