Cynthia's Random Vague Responses to things she reads on facebook's newsfeed:

Psh, please, I do that all the time.

Maybe ~you~ got boring?

You.are.a.fan.of.fucking.everything. get a life.

Christopher Eccleston would make a terrible John Lennon. That casting doesn't make any sense at all.

Well...maybe you're an alcoholic.

I want an Ewok!!

hahahaha...The Onion always knows exactly how to insult masses of people in the funniest way possible.

Are you sure that's a real sorority? I've never heard of it.
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There's More To Come!!!

I suddenly wish I would have chose to be a lawyer.

*shrugs* my life is going nowhere...

If you watch greek... I'm just like Kappy in this situation of mine. bleh.


Maybe we're not a movie. Maybe we're just a short story...a really really great short story.

you told me i was pretty when i looked like a mess...

I don't kiss and tell.

Oh my gosh, so the marine has the tiniest penis I have ever seen! Like, I didn't think they could ever be that small! I had to stop looking at it, because I'm pretty sure he would have known I was laughing at him in my head.
My friend Matt told me I gave him a complex about his own. He said, "Now I'm pretty sure some girl has texted about my penis!"
Which I'm sure someone has. We watched twilight together.

The new boy is cute. We are on the phone right now talking about prom. I'll ask Christy about changing it to Saturday tomorrow. I don't think it'll be a problem.
I'm hoping to do it at Finan's since he lives on a lake, how romantic?!

My dress is insanely cute too.

Okay. A serious update laterz!
-mb

ugh... people can be so high school sometimes.

Just got table trumped by a sorority.

What I mean is, we had a table reservation for our bake sale, and they set up anyway, and when I went to discuss this with the reservation office, their solution was to move OUR table, rather than saying anything about the other group. Now we're in an inconvenient location competing with a bake sale full of *in girly gay voice* super awesome baked goods* and pretty girls, and all we have are chocolate chip cookies and cup cakes with awesome video-game referenced designs. (One looks like a 1up Mushroom :D)

So, we're fucked, and I'm stuck here looking like a tool.

"Who knew all you had to do is sleep with a boy to make him realize he's your best friend again?"

Who did you sleep with? Obviously not Ryan... so... Garrett?

I'm just the man on the balcony singing, "No body will ever remember me!"
Rejoice! Rejoice! And fall to your knees.
A lunatic of a God or a God of a lunatic? Oh, their faces are dancing, their dancing 'til, 'til they can't stand it.
A composer but never composed, singing the symphonies of the over dosed.
A composer but never composed, singing, "I only want what I can't have!"


Who knew all you had to do is sleep with a boy to make him realize he's your best friend again?
I'm falling down the hole, and I don't know if anyone is going to catch me, but the risk suddenly seems worth it.
My date to prom is fucking...so good looking. Spent the night with a man I call sergeant, and I did not want to remove myself from his bed the next morning.
My dress to prom is really pretty.
Life is really good for me right now. My face hurts all the time from smiling so much.

-mbizzle

I'm hyperventilating....

Jamie Cullum has a new CD that came out two days ago.

I can't breath.

I'm listening to it, and dying inside.

Why did I not hear about this miracle sooner!?

*long over-dramatic sigh*

omg.

get it.

hear it.

love it.



now.

My mom never buys anything white. White stains, she says. Everything shows on white. Blah blah.

Do you ever have those moments where you realize something like that is total bullshit?

White is the EASIEST color to care for. I mean, j.c., if you stain it, you throw it in the washer and dose it with half a bottle of bleach and vuala (alright, how the fuck do you spell vuala?) stain is gone. Try doing that with a purple shirt... not so effective. Though... I've always wanted to see what would happen if I did that with a colored shirt. Would it fade? Or be smeary? or just disintegrate? yeah... disintegration makes no fucking sense, but... still, I wonder. lol.

yup, that was random.