it's my secret way of telling you I love you.
I thought for a while, "I shouldn't need to say it in secret" but then I realized that if I said it everytime I thought it... well, I would say (or type) it as often as I say rawr... and you know that's a lot.
So William and I are adorable. I've decided.
One, You CANNOT complain to me about getting sweaty at work! omg... Working in front of three nasty friers at an inhuman pace (Walmart expects everyone in the Deli to be The Flash's offspring... though, I'm sure there are plenty of those since he could basically knock anyone up he wanted without them even knowing...) it's just ridiculous. I get so gross I come home every night and shower for hours (ok... more like an hour, but whatever.)
Two, Poked with a knife? Try having your thumb nail removed by one.
Three, I am smart enough NOT to give William this link, because I write things I specifically don't want him to read... although, I don't think it would be too hard to find. I googled myself and my blogger account came up on the first page so... Plus, I've mentioned the title before. Though, I didn't mention that Marybeth doesn't know how to spell CaligynOphobians. :P
Four, This is not meant to be an attack on Marybeth. Just me being mean/poking fun.
Five (and last--probably least as well)- I will never be friends with Garret. I promise :D
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU!!!
--although, I think atm I am slightly more excited that I see William tomorrow. Nothing against you, William just... has a penis. lol. And that's apparently what I really need right now. haha. I am so excite!
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