Do I dazzle you?

I need to let something out here. I HATE people (not you Cindy, in no way is the directed at you because never once have these words left your mouth) who date someone, sometimes for months, sometimes weeks, and when they get broken up utter the words, "I will never love again", or "I will never trust again", or "I will never love/trust another man/woman/dog/troll again."
Um, excuse me? Do you like lying to yourself and everyone around you, or are you that deluded? EVERYONE gets the heart handed to them on the bottom of some losers shoe. I know that because that is LIFE. What's pathetic is letting it get to you that badly. Someone dumps you that you were really into, yeah, Ow. It sucks. But seriously, cut your hair, buy a new outfit, and drink yourself silly. Don't sit there and cry and bitch like a third grader. It's pathetic, because we all know you WILL and can love again, that Johnny Ass Munch was not The One for you, and you can trust men. Honestly, if women who get beaten the crap out of can find a better man to love, then dog gone it, so can you.
I also hate girls who fall in love with boys they just met, but I can't rant about that, because I fell in love with Nick almost instantly after meeting him.
BUT WE JUST CELEBRATED AN ANNIVERSARY LONGER THAN TWO WEEKS (a year), SO CLEARLY THERE ARE SOME ACTUAL FEELINGS.
Still, I won't touch that subject.

Speaking of my handsome, bearded boyfriend, he apparently just found out his ex was cheating on him for a portion of their relationship. I'm not sure why I care about this. I mean, yeah she's a bitch for doing that, but why specifically do I care?
I guess, partly, because one of my ex's cheated on me with a dude, and I know what it's like to be hurt/betrayed by someone you love, but they broke up almost two and half years ago, and he's still bitter about this shit, this stupid bitch, who has dyed black hair and orange skin, and went to school to cut hair.
Meanwhile he has a redheaded girl who has never cheated on him and is going to school for medicine, and he's still...thinking about her. I don't get it. Yeah, they were together for four years, but he met her when she was fifteen. He forbade her from drinking and tanning (clearly she does way too much of both now), and so she rebelled. Well, duh. I could have told him that (I don't).
I just wish he would get over it. Yeah, she cheated on me, but she's a skanky oompa, and that was about three years ago. He keeps saying he's moved on, and he doesn't give a shit about her, but then why care if someone tells you she was fucking him while dating you? Why wish that ho a happy birthday, or talk to her brothers?
Ah, I sound jealous. Maybe I am. Sorry. How lame. I'll bury it down, and pretend like I don't care, but secretly fantasize about shaving her (her head).

Ppppost Cindy!
God damn.

-Embee

p.s. Dexter season 2 ended explosively! Seriously, Doakes was blown up by with Brittish bitch Lila? Well, she was good for something before Dexter stabbed her crazy ass.
Also, Rita's pregnant?! Crazy.