Deathipes

Recipes that I love, that are sure to shorten your journey to the grave:

#1-- Marybeth and Cynthia's First Edible Kitchen Creation (AKA Killer Ramen, or Cardio-Related-Death Pockets)
Ingredients:
1 packet of Beef Ramen Noodles
1 ea. diced Red and Green pepper
1/4 diced onion
1 can of dinner biscuits
2 spoonfuls of Tabasco™
1 spoonful of soy sauce
1/2 lb. ground beef

Boil noodles like you would normally. Fully drain after cooking, and add Beef flavor packet. place biscuits on large cookie sheet or Jelly roll tray. Flatten biscuits as much as possible. Cook ground beef in skillet until fully brown. Drain grease.

Mix peppers and onion into beef, and cook briefly. drain again, and take off heat.

Mix soy sauce and tabasco into beef.

place small portion of both beef and noodles on each flattened biscuit.

Fold each biscuit over contents and pinch shut (Like a pocket)

Bake on temperature recommended by biscuit label until biscuits are fully cooked.

ENJOY!!!



#2 much simpler recipe. I've found that adding flavorless oatmeal to ramen is a good way to add nutrition to noodles, with out tasting like shit.


More to come, including my "dessert stuffing" ... as soon as I can remember all of the ingredients.