You make me glad I'm single. Seriously. This is probably the best period of time in my life since Nick and I went downhill.
Totally handed Jonathan his ass to him tonight, asshole. Look, the lesson here is that, if you call me a bitch, I am going to end your world.
Boys are fucking ridiculous, they are needy, whiny, and pretty much ridiculous. I know I said that, it merits being said twice.

OMFG I applied to SLU. Did I mention I'm changing my major? Yeah, I'm changing my major. Turns out, I hate cutting people. Also, I like serial killers.
Criminal psychology. Yes.
Nursing...well...at least I am certified to do CPR.

Don't tell my mom, it will only piss her off.

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