First of all, it's 5 bucks.

Second of all, I want to go back to the playground!!

Third of all, why the fuck would I drive four hours to birthday parties of people who would no way in hell drive to mine? Besides the fact that EVERYONE turns fucking 21 this year. I don't see why everyone must act like they are the only one and therefore make it as big of a deal as... Michael Jackson's funeral. lol. idk where that came from. BUT SERIOUSLY! MTV needs to make a show called "My Super-fucking Stupid 21st!"

Fourth of all, I want to hear what happened. Like... yesterday! Why have I not received a detailed play-by-play!?