If you want to send it I will read it, but I'm sure I could guess what the gist is. Sorry, about what happened with Nick, but... at least it lead to a way for you not to have to be there 14 months?

Speaking of mail, I'm supposed to be checking Hannah's while she's gone, but I've long since given up trying to figure out which of the 400 unmarked boxes is hers... it is truly unbelievable that they aren't marked.

My landlord is starting to irritate me. I was supposed to do a walk through of the house Wednesday, and be moved in by now, but she keeps saying "it;'s not ready, can you call me tomorrow?" and I want to be like, "No. I don't care what's not ready, let me in." but I'm afraid there're like dead things in there or something. lol.

It will be nice not having to be up all hours of the night listening to a dog that NEVER STOPS FUCKING BARKING OMG!!! and an occasional screaming child. How does Hannah live here year round?

I can't stand that it will be another 23 days before I have any contact what-so-ever with William. I'm like a worried mother sometimes because I keep thinking "What if something happens to him? How long would it take for me to even find out? Would anyone even think to call and tell me?? What if he loses his passport and gets stuck in China!?"

I know his cousin is there and all, but seriously... there are very few things on this planet that could get me to go to China. David Tennant and Ewan McGregor being two of them... maybe William... but only if he, like, moved there or something... god that would be awful...

So, ending on a positive note... sort of... here is a humorous conversation I had today with a customer. This is obviously just an excerpt.

Her:"I'm just waiting for him to say those four famous words, y'know?"
Me: "Will you marry me?"
Her: "No, we are married. I'm waiting for 'I want a divorce.' "