Female Judges. Pretty... and Pretty Dumb.

Ok, can someone PLEASE tell me why it is impossible for one of these stupid competition shows to hire a female judge that is at least borderline intelligent? I mean, there's a such thing as pretty AND smart.

What has my panties in a twist, you ask? The Sing-off.

Judges:

Ben Folds: zomg. First of all, I love Ben Folds. Second of all, he is a phenomenal judge. He gives articulate and useful comments, and just exudes musical brilliance. (kind of like a nice Simon)

Shawn Stockman: The lead from Boyz II Men. Great guys, funny, like-able, and still makes constructive comments. (Like a smarter, more credible version of Randy)

And then you have Nicole Scherzinger: Who let her on a show where she would have to speak? I mean, I'm pretty sure she took english lessons from Paris Hilton. Her comments to groups are usually somewhere along the lines of, "That was hot/dope/etc" "you guys did your thing," or my personal fave (vomit), "Shawn had a musical orgasm" Followed by (on the next episode), "I had a musical climax" BOTH of which were said to the same group of young Christian boys... uh... hello? Nicole? Could you think of a more awkward and inappropriate group to be talking about orgasms with???

Also, these shows are pretty obviously fixed sometimes. I.E. the judges voting off a group of such high caliber like the Wiffenpoofs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE5eye0eiYA). It was clear that one of the two male college groups had to go, because viewers like diversity, but OF COURSE On the Rocks stays because they were fucking youtube famous before the show even started.

Also, why is Jerry Lawson allowed to compete? He's been in music for decades. He's great, but that's not exactly making it a fair competition. Why don't we just have a show where a bunch of already made celebrities compete? Because it would be boring as fuck.

AAAAAnnnyway.

Two finals down. AgSc final was a joke. No literally, I laughed at almost every question. I love that professor.

"Who is known as the father of agriculture? A. Norman Borlaug, B. Angelina Jolie"

"What is every agriculturists dream? A. develop a super plant to solve world hunger, B. Own many plasma screen tvs., C. I don't care, I'm too busy watching Family Guys on my iPhone."

I really did learn in that class. He just doesn't like the idea of giving a final, but he's required to. I'm not complaining. lol.

So I still have Music History (easy schmeazy) and my vocal jury (fuck you Dr. J) on Thursday, but for now, it's reading day eve, which means... PAAARTAY! but not really. For me it just means more sleep :D

Edit: ALSO, Nicole's outfits are continuously atrocious. Each is 100% worse than the last.